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Thursday, September 27

 

So I have edited my post, after consuming some caffeine, and I think it makes a LOT more sense now....

Yesterday the landlord called back and let me know that we have the rental house off Blondo. I am THRILLED... leave next Thursday on a one-way trip to Philly to help Brandon drive to Nebraska.

Also spent about 5 hours shadowing the vet tech students and the DVM at Vatterott College. They have surgeries scheduled on Wednesday, and they encouraged me to check it out.. see if I could "handle" it. I watched them prepare 2 dogs for neutering.. oh dear lord those poor dogs. The procedure itself was pretty fast, straightforward (don't worry, Chocolate, no details incoming). The worst part was watching them pre-med the dog, and anesthestize it.. why? Because one of the girls had NO clue what she was doing, and even fucked up putting the needle in his vein. Last year I had to inject myself several times cuz I was trying an experimental treatment for my psoriasis... so I KNOW how to inject... she clearly did not. The Doctor was very nice, answered all my questions, and told me to call if I had any more.

Looking forward to starting school, moving out of my folks house, not hearing their fucking dogs bark at EVERYTHING, or exchange students making ungodly racket at 4am in the room above mine. I'm looking foward to having sex on a regular basis and not sharing walls with neighbors.

Lynnette 11:38 AM

 

It's official. The rental house is ours October 7th... woooot!! I'm flying one way to Philadelphia that weekend and help drive Brandon out.. I'm very excited...

and not quite awake yet.

send caffeine

Lynnette 10:17 AM

Monday, September 17

 

What is up with fucking SALES jobs in Nebraska? I've been offered over 10 jobs now for sales positions... every single one I've turned down. I will not be a fucking salesbitch. No.

Lynnette 11:29 AM

Saturday, September 15

 

It's an interesting phenomenon, but...ever since I've been back in Nebraska, hardly any of my friends have attempted to contact me, despite my efforts to make myself available to them, letting them know I'm free and available to hang out and catch up....

The exception to this has been my crackbaby, Amy. Even though she lives in Denver.. I've seen her more than friends who live within an hour's drive. Why is that? Why have my friends for years have kept in contact with me.. and now that I'm back.. it's like I don't exist. Or get invited to "hang out" on weekends, or to go to shows with them...

I should not to worry about it... if they wanted to see me they would... and certain ones aren't even worth my time anymore. Just sad how things pass I guess.. whatev... I have shit to do..

today has generally sucked ass.

Lynnette 4:10 PM

Wednesday, September 5

 

Time spent with wrong person: four years

Bullshit put up with: innumerable

Finding your ex's rare 7"s still in your parents basement the day before you sell your entire record collection: priceless...

Lynnette 4:57 PM

Monday, September 3

 

Today I woke up at 1:30pm. Why, you ask? Because I can right now.

Kitty told me last night Ahmed, the Muslim exchange student that had lived with us for 2 years, is moving back into the house. Turns out the apartment he thought he had lined up and reserved for him on September 1st was a bust...

SO, this means I will be spending time today getting all of my stuff outta the basement, and moved up into what is, ironically, Ahmed's old bedroom. Guess we just had to play musical chairs in the International House of Charity. This ALSO means I have to move my computer upstairs... ugh. Not looking forward to that shit..

Last night Crackbaby came over for smokes and beerz.... we had an awesome time. She's thinking about moving back here so we talked about that, school, mutual friends who are Negative Nancys, her brother who is being a douchefuck to her, and other such fascinating topics.

Thankfully, my brother called me at 9am to say he didn't wanna go to Aunt Mary's for Labor Day picnic today.. thank GOD!! Free steaks ya, but then I'd have to listen to not only my Aunt Mary go on about all her television shows she watches, but also my cousin Mindy talk about how wonderful her life is with her second baby on the way. Yes. Very glad I missed all that... now moving my stuff from the basement doesn't sound so bad. =D

Lynnette 2:54 PM

Sunday, September 2

 

Woke up. Called my Crackbaby (we hanging tonight yo), made a breakfast experiment, watched the last episode of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air (ya a couple tears came out), and sorted my laundry.

This breakfast experiment was supposed to be two eggs over hard... like fried eggs on both sides ya know? I cracked them in the pan, got that shit good and fried and POW tried to flip it and failed miserably... so of course, like all my other failed egg experiments, I ended up with scrambled eggs and cheese. No biggee, that shit rocked my world.

I should head out for a walk now...But I think I'll wait until maybe after the hottest part of the day where the sun isn't out in full effect to kill my skin... I noticed a little tan on my shoulders from being out laquering the patio furniture yesterday for a few hours.

WOW. I'm back at home, blogging about fucking tanning and scrambled eggs. woo..

Lynnette 1:07 PM

Saturday, September 1

 

Today I spent the afternoon putting weather sealer on all of my folks' patio furniture. Why? Because I like to paint, and I had to do something other than sit in front of the computer all day.... cuz that's what I'm doin TONIGHT!

My Crackbaby Amy called me last night, she's in town for the weekend... and asked if I knew about everyone getting together in Lincoln tonight... I'm like uhhh no, nobody called me... Awesome. Nobody tells me dick. So rather than drive 2 hours round trip to Lincoln on a Husker game day, not be able to drink at the bar cuz I'd have to drive back to Omaha that night... I'm staying here. I'll see Crackbaby tomorrow somewhere in Omaha hopefully...

Resume is updated, all my CDs are burned, DVDs are pulled aside and my "omg I have to sell this all" pile has been made.

Other than that.... you should eat poo and check this out. Arathi Basin, last night, Mega and I PWNT the fuckin board:

Me with top damage....

Mega with top healz...

Lynnette 4:22 PM