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Wednesday, October 26

 

I quit Myspace. Finally.

I WAS enjoying 43things.com until some fucking retarded mutherfucker nit-picked in a comment regarding my post that Graceland was not worth visiting. Ya know what shithead? TERRABLE is spelled T-E-R-R-I-B-L-E. Buy a fucking dictionary.

FUCK!

Had a bad day at work, but that mutherfucker should STILL know how to spell "terrible". Eat shit fucko! HAHAHA.. Neat.

Lynnette 5:34 PM

Saturday, October 22

 

Here is a lovely picture of the current status of Hurricane Wilma. My boyfriend and I live on the west coast of Florida exactly on the point where the dark blue and red "warning" lines meet.

Tonight we bought all of our gallons and gallons of water, canned veggies and tuna, and a plethora of bottled water...just in case. From what I've been reading we should be in some pretty insane weather by tomorrow night; 50 mph winds, torrential rain pour, etc. We'll be feeling the tropical storm effects of Wilma, that bitch!!

The cat as been freaking out all day, however, a trip to two malls with my Betty Kim helped calm me down. I found two perfumes at GAP (yes this is where you say, "Huh?") that are fucking awesome. One smells EXACTLY like lilacs, and the other is just yummy smell goods. Cheap, you may ask? Yes, and how! I also bought a page-a-day calendar with knitting patterns on it. Hmm. What else. Oh yes, a sweet ass black & white shoulder bag that was on sale for $12. Fuck yeah!

Hope we don't get blown away this weekend.

Lynnette 10:39 PM

Wednesday, October 19

 

Yep. Beautiful and I have goals. My 43 Things/Places.

Lynnette 6:33 PM

Wednesday, October 12

 

This is such a gay picture. You can even click on it and make it gayer (I mean bigger).

Lynnette 8:02 PM

 

Oh I'm so scared!

It's crazy here... people are bitching about how cold it's going to be in January.. they keep telling me "Oh I"ll take the Minneapolis winter over the 55 degrees here in Florida because once that cold humidity sticks to your skin you're freezing."

That's when I stare blankly at them and wonder if they have ever had to scrape a car in the early morning hours when the high for that day is 15 below zero. I think not. Morons. The lot of them.

This winter is going to be amazing.

Things are swell. I'm walking a brisk pace of 4 miles an hour for around 35 minutes on our treadmill. I need to buy running shoes before I start doing my 5 minutes walking 5 minutes running sessions. I sincerely look forward to those.

Just watched the end of Nip/Tuck season two. Guess what? Ava is a man. Hahaha.

Lynnette 8:00 PM

Saturday, October 8

 

Super bored, starting to get sleepy. The treadmill is awesome. Steve is a runnin' fool, but I am only a brisk walker at this point in the game. I don't own running shoes, and I don't want to injure my knee, so I'm taking it slow; walking thirty minutes each day (okay for the last few days at least, but it's a trend I hope to continue.

Anyway, I think organized religion is sort of oddly humorous, which is why I am sitting in front of this huge 10 Commandments display in Duluth, Minnesota, giving my Steve-o style thumbs up.




Here is a picture of Captain Adorable, the Neeners....Citizen Kane.



Bored.

Lynnette 10:50 PM

Saturday, October 1

 

The end of an era...

Today Steve and I bought a treadmill, a fairly nice one at that. So, in order to help pay for our new investment we went through our DVDs and pulled out what we estimate to be nearly 300 dollars worth of resale items. And I'm selling some winners.

I know some of you who don't know me very well will wonder what the big deal is, but trust me, I used to be all about having a "collection" of movies/cds/records/books, etc. Collections, especially complete collections just make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. The entire Lord of the Rings movies (extended editions), The entire Office series (BBC, thank you very much), Futurama, Simpsons, Mr. Show, Arrested Development... it's all going bye-bye. Why? Because we've already watched the fuck out of all of them, several times over. Why keep them around when we pay for Netflix every month anyway? It's less shit to have cluttering my house, and less shit to have my funds tied up in. It just makes good sense.

Soon, the cds (a majority of which are still packed from the move) will be sorted through, the rocks and pebbles discarded and the rest rinsed thoroughly with only the best ones remaining.

It's a very liberating feeling, just getting RID of your STUFF. I love it!

Off to the beach in a bit. Fucking Yankees. I hate the Yankees. They just won the AL East.

Lynnette 3:33 PM